Sunday, November 27, 2011

New tool to bugger the feeble Irish mind...Charley Brown

Ah yes! The new Papal Nuncio is to be Monsignor Charles Brown . Just wondering how one becomes a monsignor. Is it like, a curate buggers the brains of 100 clowns, a parish priest buggers the brains of 200 clowns, a monsignor buggers the brains of 400 clowns, a bishop buggers the brains of 800 clowns, an arch bishop buggers the brains of 1600 clowns, a cardinal buggers the brains of 3200 clowns and, if you reach the magical 'altitude' of pope, you get to screw EVERY feeble brain on planet Earth.
There are times when I wish I could zombie through live without having to think for myself but, unfortunately, I'm 'handicapped'...I have THREE brain cells. That makes me a 'religious pervert'.
Try not to play with yourself, god could be watching!

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